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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Watches Too Much T.V.
10. Instead of coughing, emits short bursts of static
9. Constantly murdering people in hopes of meeting Angela Lansbury
8. Most T.V. commercials have begun addressing him by name
7. You can adjust his volume using the remote control
6. He's seen Tom Arnold's show
5. Room covered with giant posters of shirtless Bob Barker
4. The poor little bastard's got Koppel hair
3. Steals batteries from your pacemaker to put in remote control
2. He's six and his ass covers entire couch
1. Always answers in the form of a question
Letterman, Wednesday October 19, 1994
Originally aired May 20, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994